Joy and Anna are amped to go on a fun road trip! And with a garage full of transportation options nothing is gonna stop them from hitting the road. Grab your smarty pass to see what they use for their ragin road trip!

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- Hi Forever Ago host, Joy Dolo here. Have you heard about Smarty Pass? It's our subscription for super fans. For just $4 a month, you'll get an ad-free feed of all of our shows. Brains On, Forever Ago, Moment of Um, and Smash Boom Best, plus a marvelous bonus episode every month, like this one.

Hi. Smarty pals. You've caught us packing for our Forever Ago road trip. Producer Anna Weggel and I are going to hit the road, sky, and rails for a super fun trip.

ANNA WEGGEL: Wait, wait. Did you say road, sky, and rails? Where are we going?

JOY DOLO: Oh, we're going to the best place on Earth, Anna. We're headed to Boy George Gorge.

ANNA WEGGEL: Ooh, because you love spelunking?

JOY DOLO: Eh, no. We're going to catch some karma chameleons for my Culture Club.

ANNA WEGGEL: Is the karma chameleon hard to get?

- Oh, no. Karma chameleon is very catchy. Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon. But everyone knows Boy George Gorge is only 150 miles away, so we won't really need to fly. We can just drive.

ANNA WEGGEL: Wait, drive 150 miles? No, no, no. Let's fly there.

JOY DOLO: But I want to drive.

ANNA WEGGEL: I want to fly.

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