Uh-oh, Molly’s new pets are missing! And to make matters worse, Molly won’t tell us what her missing animals are. Although, she is willing to give hints. It’s up to producers Rosie duPont and Ruby Guthrie to find Molly’s missing pets and figure out what they are! Grab your smarty pass to hear this hair-raising episode!
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[MUSIC PLAYING] MOLLY BLOOM: Hi there. Molly Bloom here. We love playing games in the Brains On! Universe. We like tricky trivia, grueling guessing games, and challenging challenges. If you want to play along with us, sign up for the Smarty Pass. For just $4 a month, you'll get access to ad-free versions of Brains On! Smash Boom Best, Forever Ago, and more. Plus, you'll get bonus games in your ad-free feeds every month, like this one.
RUBY GUTHRIE: Molly Bloom, HR says you're not allowed to trap people in cages anymore.
MOLLY BLOOM: Ruby, as I've repeatedly told you, I've taken down all of my snares, bait, pitfalls, tripwire, footholds, and every other form of capturing apparatus.
RUBY GUTHRIE: Then what's this?
MOLLY BLOOM: This is a cage I'm using to capture my missing pets.
RUBY GUTHRIE: Of course, this happened. You have too many pets, Molly. How can you keep track of them all? Wait, which ones went missing? Was it your tarantula, Marci?
MOLLY BLOOM: No, she's visiting her mom in Toronto.
RUBY GUTHRIE: Was it your honey badger, Gabriel?
MOLLY BLOOM: She's at a conference in Memphis.
RUBY GUTHRIE: Oh, was it your cat, Schrödinger?
MOLLY BLOOM: No, no, no. She's in a box. And according to quantum mechanics, she's either fine or not fine. And I really don't want to think about it. No, these are new pets.
RUBY GUTHRIE: Molly, just tell us which animals are missing.
MOLLY BLOOM: I don't want to tell you because I'm afraid you'll judge me for having even more unusual pets.
WOMAN: Molly, we won't judge you, right, Ruby?
RUBY GUTHRIE: I promise not to judge you much. To hear more, head to smartypass.org to subscribe. It's $4 a month or $36 for the whole year. This game will be waiting for you once you subscribe to the feed. Again, that's smartypass.org. Thank you so much for supporting our shows.
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RUBY GUTHRIE: Molly Bloom, HR says you're not allowed to trap people in cages anymore.
MOLLY BLOOM: Ruby, as I've repeatedly told you, I've taken down all of my snares, bait, pitfalls, tripwire, footholds, and every other form of capturing apparatus.
RUBY GUTHRIE: Then what's this?
MOLLY BLOOM: This is a cage I'm using to capture my missing pets.
RUBY GUTHRIE: Of course, this happened. You have too many pets, Molly. How can you keep track of them all? Wait, which ones went missing? Was it your tarantula, Marci?
MOLLY BLOOM: No, she's visiting her mom in Toronto.
RUBY GUTHRIE: Was it your honey badger, Gabriel?
MOLLY BLOOM: She's at a conference in Memphis.
RUBY GUTHRIE: Oh, was it your cat, Schrödinger?
MOLLY BLOOM: No, no, no. She's in a box. And according to quantum mechanics, she's either fine or not fine. And I really don't want to think about it. No, these are new pets.
RUBY GUTHRIE: Molly, just tell us which animals are missing.
MOLLY BLOOM: I don't want to tell you because I'm afraid you'll judge me for having even more unusual pets.
WOMAN: Molly, we won't judge you, right, Ruby?
RUBY GUTHRIE: I promise not to judge you much. To hear more, head to smartypass.org to subscribe. It's $4 a month or $36 for the whole year. This game will be waiting for you once you subscribe to the feed. Again, that's smartypass.org. Thank you so much for supporting our shows.
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